Badmash mdal lyook edams

he looka, baid papi ka svagat hai. dhanyavaad.. aap aaj kaise hain? achchha, dhanyavaad. gud gud gud. to hamen batao, tum kitne boodhe ho aur kahaan se aae ho?

to main 22 saal ka hoon, briten se, kaimbrijshaayar se. thik hai, ki landan ke paas hai? vah landan ke paas hai, landan ke uttar men nahin.

aur tum kitne lanbe ho aur tum kitna vajan karte ho? to main 5 phut 9 hoon, main 73 kilogram vajan hoon. thik hai. aur aap ek chhaatr hain ya aap kaam karte hain?

main ek chhaatr hoon. aap is samay kya padh rahe hain? aah, vahaan dilachasp vishay. aur tum kitne boodhe ho, samlaingik, sidha ya baay?

main kahta hoon ki main sidhe hoon, lekin main vaastav men is par ek lebal nahin daal. mera matalab hai, main donon ling ke logon ke lie aakarshit hoon lekin mukhy roop se sidhe, haan, lekin main kisi bhi tarah se sving kar sakte hain.